Wario Ware inc. presents: EverNES

note from wario: If you-a have to strain to a-read this, hit edit (or format), Word wrap on the top-a bar thingey. if you dont know how-a to that, you are-a to stuped to play-a this game so LEAVE ME ALONE! 

intro: 
	about 500 years years ago, Link, the hero of time fought an evil man named Ganon inthe land of Hyrule for the power of the triforce, and rescued princess zelda. then something else happend, ganon reterned again, the land of hyrule got flooded, the hero of the winds defeated Ganon AGAIN, founded the new Hyrule, and did some other things. 
	Then came the mushroom kingdom, the Beanbean kingdom, Tofu, Bowser, Mario, the internet, animation, ETC. ETC. ETC. 
	
Story:
	the story starts out as most of wario's bussness ventures do. one day he's laying on the couch and he sees an advertisement on TV. "NEW! FROM GAMECO! the massivly multiplayer online RPG smash hit that everyone's talking about! WORLD OF EVERLIFE 2! play with people from around the globe! incredibly addicting! only $50 and an additonal $15 a month!" 
	so then the microscopic peanut that is wario's brain acheves the following train of thought; "hey! if I make an addictive-a smash hit thingey, mabey I can-a charge ridiculous amounts of a-money! and the best part is that they'll-a PAY MY HUGE FEES NO MATTER WHAT! but who should I a-chose to be in charge of the project, hmmm... Mona has a job at that pizza place, Jimmy likes go a-goof of and a-dance insted of a-work, Dribble is too big, Spitz is-a to short, orblon only has-a 3 fingers, Dr. Crygor is to-a... err... never mind him, Wait! I have it! I'll get 9-volt to a-do it! he a-loves nintendo games-a so much he cant say no to me! unless Mario (blech!) a-tells him not-a to. but what are the odds of-a that? mwa ha ha! I'm so smart!" 
	just as wario expected, 9-Volt agreed to make the game so 9-Volt got a new computer with a 999 Gigahertz pressesor,a 500 gigabyte hard drive, and a neat-o USB controller. a few weeks later, the game was open for a private Gamma test (a gamma test is like a beta test only more so) and 9-volt just finished tranfering his entire NES game collection to the hard drive of the computer when 9-volt, to his horror acidently hit the "transfer all dowloaded data to game and scatter about in the form of the Triforce" button (who's Idea was to put a button that did that?) so 9-volt went and played the game to find all 8 peces of the triforce, and at the same time stop the illigal hacking going on in the game. 
	9-volt thought "let's start in hyrule....   

controls:
 up, down, left, right: move
 button B: use item
 button A: use sword 
 button C: there is a-no button c you moron!
 enter (default): pause
 space (default): map

the object of the game is to get the triforce and beat the bad guy. duh.

also, this game has no password, so you can use the tiles as much as you want. 
